January 6, 2005 My allergies were kicking my ass today! I hate that shit! I guess I should be happy because since I've moved to California they've been a hundred times better, but every once in a while I have a huge attack for no particular reason it seems.

So anyway... I got all hopped up on some super strength allergy medicine and was a strange mixture of nearly comatose and completely loopy. While waiting for the model to get ready I got thoroughly distracted by taking pictures of a spoon. The ones below definitely are NOT all of the spoon pictures I took but I'll spare you. After quite a few photos Noodles came over to see what I was doing and I started taking photos of him in the spoon too. This went on for a bit since it always takes forever for the models to get ready... especially when I'm ready to get the hell out of there it seems.

When the model finally got to set I immediately got distracted by her new boobs(by new I mean barely a week old). In the last photo I was demonstrating that she might have overdone it a bit by going WAY over the "more than a mouth full is a waste" mantra that some guys spout(Usually when talking to women with very small breasts it seems). So she hit me in the nose with the spoon! Photo by Noodles:)