March 11, 2004 Why do you need an Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie?

To protect your noggin from electromagnetic psychotronic mind control carriers used by the aliens and our own government to control everything from your spending habits to who you marry and have children with.

If you don't already own an Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie (AFDB) check this website out before you make another move. It could save your life!

All you ever wanted to know about AFDB's

As you can see from the photos below, I've already followed their fool proof directions for making my own AFDB. Although, as you can see in the picture on the left I tried it at first without the tape. Although this proved to be very effective at blocking psychotronic radiation, I couldn't shake the the fear of my AFDB being blown off by a strong wind because as you well know the government has recently perfected a machine capable of controlling the weather(wind among other things) on a very localized level. Just think... if the men in black catch you unaware they could remotely blow your AFDB off your head and then make you forget to pick it up and put it back on with a very focused blast of a mind control ray. Then you'd really be screwed!

Take it from me, it's better to look like a little bit of a loon with the tape all over your head than to be caught without your AFDB on.