May 1, 2004What in the hell could this picture possibly be about? Well...in some people's world those would be considered vienna sausages wrapped in buns and covered with folded cards. Not even close in MY world! In my world those would be tiny little men in sleeping bags all cozy in their tents! You read me right...tiny men, sleeping bags, tents...what's so hard to understand about that? And did I mention that Giantess Chloe is about to come along and eat them all up? Yep. She's a hungry giantess so keep an eye on your tiny men when she's around:)
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And on a completely different note...have I mentioned lately how much money sucks!?

Here's the problem. Film sucks. Film is expensive. Film slows down the whole process. I do NOT own a digital camera. I've been borrowing an old Canon D30 for a long time and frankly I hate it. That doesn't really matter since I'm having to give it back anyway. The thing is...I NEED A FUCKING CAMERA!!!!!!!!! The problem is that the camera I need/want (Canon 1D II) cost $4,500 for the body only. That camera would also require another small chunk of money be spent on larger memory cards, batteries, compatible flash, etc. What will work for me, make be unbelievably happy and score you more pictures to look at on my site would be a Canon 10D...a mere $1,500. Trouble is $1,500 seems to be perpetually just out of my reach. Actually I shouldn't say JUST out of my reach because it's remained pretty far out of my reach for years now. It seems like every time I get a few hundred bucks saved up and feel like I'm on my way something happens to completely fuck me! Last week it was my two front tires actually coming apart. Which on my car isn't cheap...turned into a $240 bill. AND my hours have been cut at work so that's about $4-500 a month I don't have now.

So here's my new plan...BEG SHAMELESSLY! What do I have to loose by trying right? It worked for that nut Karyn! Got an extra buck burnin' a hole in your pocket...send it to me then send a link to all your rich buddies and tell them to cough up a buck or 1,499 as well. I'm even willing to be bought. Got something ridiculous you think I might be capable of doing and/or shooting a photo of let me know what you're willing to pay and I'll consider it.

EVERY dime that goes into this PayPal account will go towards my new camera.
This ain't no joke...I"M DESPERATE:)

For a little extra incentive...if you donate more than $25 I'll send you a 5x7 of any picture on my site. Please keep in mind that some of these photos are very old and I may not have access to the original film or scans so a 5x7 may be stretching the quality limits. So contact me first if there's something particular you want.